LMAO! Sel... Where do I even begin?! Lol!
*takes a deep breath to stop laughing about the agreement post* right... hehehe...
First off, swearing on the forum is one thing - and something that can easily be told about in the agreement so people expect it - but you can't swear in an agreement when there could be really young children reading it! The policy here is for noone under 13 to join right? Well having swearing in an agreement that's shown BEFORE you're accepted just opens a whole bucket of legal worms about exposing young children to words they shouldn't know. It can't be done and I don't think we should be promoting that ideal.
Secondly, I may have laughed at it because I know you and it really amused me no end, but that's one intimidating registration agreement! "..I ban you for whatever reason I want.." - It doesn't matter what you prefix or suffix that statement with, it will be all prospective members will see and the site will be losing people right away.
I'll reword your post as to how I'd write it and see what you (and everyone else) thinks:
Welcome to Draconity.org! I'm not going to waste your time with the standard "Terms of Agreement" or "site rules" because we've all been there before and know that posts are the property of their posters, etc. I think it's much more important that I let you know what this website is about!
Draconity.org was originally created to be a home for those who experience "draconity" in some shape or form. Personally, I define draconity as having an affinity for dragons, others may feel their draconity comes from their soul or a host of different other explanations. It is not a requirement to subscribe to the beliefs you'll come across here, but it is a requirement that you remain compatible with the website. This gives us the option of banning people we feel are detrimental to the community, for whatever reason (don't worry, this is extremely rare).
How are we different from any other dragony or otherkin-y touchy-feely "hug me" forum? Well, we're offering everyone here more freedom of speech, a more relaxed "at home" feel and giving you the opportunity to be yourself! Freedom of speech of course means everyone's speech not just your own, so being open to criticism is important as not everyone will share the same viewpoint. This means there will be, and has been, conflict over topics and it opens up a whole new world for discussion without fear of threads being closed because they became "too heated".
We hope you enjoy your time here and that our more open speech policy benefits those who have matured socially or are looking to do so.
Hmm writing that out made me reaslise we aren't actually asking them to agree to anything in there. So maybe some of the standard things do need to be said for them to actually "agree" to.